This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The
only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of far*ting loudly
every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the
smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it
was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it
was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was
concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Thanksgiving
morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was
upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, giz*zard,
li*ver and all the spare parts and a mali*cious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and
gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband
of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
trumpeting which was followed by a bl*ood curdling scream and the sound
of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing,
tears in her eyes. After years of torture she reckoned she had got
him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in
his blo*odstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She
bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, "Honey you were right. All these years you have warned me and I
didn't listen to you". "What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up far*ting my
guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God,
some Vase*line and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
This announced Ivan Genov, managing director of the NPP, Pari daily said.
The remaining 440 megawatts were sold directly to nine distributors and
13 companies by Kozloduy NPP.
These companies had a strong advantage over those who bought electricity
from NEC at much higher prices, Genov said.
If in 2008 the amount to be sold to end-users would have to increase,
less would be available for companies to buy directly from the NPP,
Genov said.
The NPP would try to export electricity directly, even in small amounts,
starting in 2008. Currently, sales abroad were done only through NEC,
with export for 2007 reaching 2 billion kilowatt.
Annual production of the Kozloduy NPP for 2007 was expected to reach 14
billion kilowatt against 19.5 billion a year earlier.
Next year a new price would have to be negotiated for nuclear fuel,
which the NPP buys from Russian TVEL. The new price was expected to be
much higher, as prices for uranium increased drastically over the past
few years. This would however, have no effect on the price of
electricity produced by the NPP, Genov said.
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But the man said, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!" A few hours later,
the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes
by.
And the man inside yells, "Need any help?"
But the man smiles and says, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the man is on his roof and a helicopter comes by and the
pilot inside yells, "Need any help?!"
But the man just says, "Nope! The Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns.
When he enters Heaven, he asks the Lord, "Lord, why didn't you take care of
me?"
The Lord says, "Well, I sent you two rowboats and a helicopter!"
As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a
ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He's scared to death, and as he
turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a
horrific splendor, the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!"
In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The
man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are
an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"
Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well,
that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make
the shark believe in you?"
The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the
heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.
As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close
down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back.
Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and
bows its head and says,
"Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive..."
Elitsa Todorova and Stoyan Yankulov, the Bulgarian duet, which ranked fifth in the Eurovision contest in 2007, became comic book heroes.
Todorova herself came up with the idea for the story of the comic book, avtora.com said.
Her character would fight against dark forces. She restored the people and animals desire for love with rhythm, songs and dances.
A giant and a skilled hero, resembling Yankulov, help Todorova's character fight against evil.
The comic book's message was to keep Earth clean. Todorova and Yankulov would support the cause with their new song Zemya (Earth).
Japanese publishers were already interested in the comic book and planned to release it in Tokyo, avtora.com said.
Currently, Elitsa was writing the second part of the story. It would be sold with a set of drumsticks, carrying Todorova and Yankulov's signatures.| What's the origin of the word typhoon? | |
| from the Japanese 'taifu' (taiwanese wind) | |
| from the Cantonese 'tai fung' (great wind) | |
| from the Greek 'Typhon' (a mythological monster) | |
| Answer : typhoon - from the Cantonese 'tai fung' (great wind) for more: www.etymologic.com | |
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
(Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.)
KANTE TO !!!!!!!!!!!!!! test of normality - but freaky!!!!
Είναι στ' αλήθεια τρομακτικό!!!
Κάνε αυτό το τεστ. Απλά ακολούθησε τις οδηγίες όσο πιο γρήγορα
γίνεται αλλά μην διαβάσεις τις επόμενες ερωτήσεις πριν τελειώσεις με
τις προηγούμενες Δεν χρειάζεται να γράφεις τις απαντήσεις.
Απλά χρησιμοποίησε το μυαλό σου.
Θα σε ενθουσιάσει το αποτέλεσμα...
Πόσο κάνει:
15+6
3+56
89+2
12+53
75+26
25+52
63+32
Το ξέρω! Οι υπολογισμοί είναι δύσκολη δουλεά αλλά αυτό είναι
αληθινό!
Κουράγιο, άλλο ένα...
123+5
ΓΡΗΓΟΡΑ! ΣΚΕΨΟΥ ΕΝΑ ΕΡΓΑΛΕΙΟ ΚΑΙ ΕΝΑ ΧΡΩΜΑ!
Προχώρα πιο κάτω..
Λίγο ακόμα...
Λιγάκι πιο πολύ...
Σκέφτηκες ένα ΚΟΚΚΙΝΟ ΣΦΥΡΙ, έτσι δεν είναι;
Αν δεν σκέφτηκες αυτό, τότε ανήκεις στο 2% των ανθρώπων που
έχουν ένα "διαφορετικό" αν όχι "ανώμαλο" μυαλό. Το 98% των ανθρώπων
απαντούν ένα "κόκκινο σφυρί" καθώς κάνουν αυτήν την άσκηση. Αν δεν το
πιστεύεις, στείλε το και αλλού και θα δεις.....
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