This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The
only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of far*ting loudly
every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the
smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it
was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it
was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was
concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Thanksgiving
morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was
upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, giz*zard,
li*ver and all the spare parts and a mali*cious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and
gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband
of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
trumpeting which was followed by a bl*ood curdling scream and the sound
of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing,
tears in her eyes. After years of torture she reckoned she had got
him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in
his blo*odstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She
bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, "Honey you were right. All these years you have warned me and I
didn't listen to you". "What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up far*ting my
guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God,
some Vase*line and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
This announced Ivan Genov, managing director of the NPP, Pari daily said.
The remaining 440 megawatts were sold directly to nine distributors and
13 companies by Kozloduy NPP.
These companies had a strong advantage over those who bought electricity
from NEC at much higher prices, Genov said.
If in 2008 the amount to be sold to end-users would have to increase,
less would be available for companies to buy directly from the NPP,
Genov said.
The NPP would try to export electricity directly, even in small amounts,
starting in 2008. Currently, sales abroad were done only through NEC,
with export for 2007 reaching 2 billion kilowatt.
Annual production of the Kozloduy NPP for 2007 was expected to reach 14
billion kilowatt against 19.5 billion a year earlier.
Next year a new price would have to be negotiated for nuclear fuel,
which the NPP buys from Russian TVEL. The new price was expected to be
much higher, as prices for uranium increased drastically over the past
few years. This would however, have no effect on the price of
electricity produced by the NPP, Genov said.
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