Doctors bragging
*British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another man, and have him looking for work in
six weeks."
German doctor says: "That's nothing, we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another man, and
have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says: "In my country medicine is so
advanced, we can take half a heart out of one person,
put it in another man, and have both of them looking
for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You
guys are way behind,we just took a man with no brain
out of Texas , put him in the White House, and now
half of the country is looking for work!"
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