In a courtroom, a purse snatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened. She says, "Yes, that's him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere."
At which point, the defendant bursts out, "You're lying! You couldn't see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!"
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One afternoon a sophomore entered a professor's office and asked tearfully about the grade she had received on her exam paper. "Professor, can you tell me why I got an 'F' on this test?"
The prof flipped through the papers for a full two minutes before answering, "My dear, it's really very simple; we don't give 'Z's.'"
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Q. Why did my Mum say when she drank MY strawberry shake? A. That was berry nice!!!!!!!!!
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? A: Strawberry jam !
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Q: How do you make a strawberry shake? A: Put it in the refrigerator!
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