Fw: Twelve reasons to be thankful you burnt the turkey...

> 1. Salmonella won't be a concern.
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> 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
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> 3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
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> 4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound
appreciation.
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> 5. Pets won't bother to pester you for scraps.
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> 6. No one will over-eat.
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> 7. The smoke alarm was due for a test.......
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> 8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
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> 9. You'll get to the desserts even quicker.
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> 10. After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play
football.
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> 11. The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to
walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
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> 12. You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.