Old Ladies Pear Tree (Translated from Greek)

> Once there was a lonely old lady who had a Pear tree in her garden. It was
> huge and had hundreds of Pears on it ripe for picking being Summertime.
>
> One day, she discovered that some of the Pears were missing from the tree
> over the span of a week or so. On closer look, she found signs that
someone
> has stolen them from the tree. Frustrated, the old lady hid all day out of
> view of the tree in a bid to catch the people who were taking her Pears.
>
> Surely, her persistence paid off as there was a young guy which had hopped
> over the fence with his sack, climbed the tree and started picking the
> Pears bagging them as he went along.
>
> "Ahhh gotcha you lil b...starddddddd"...she shrieked at the top of her
> voice while throwing rocks at the guy.
>
> "Old lady why don't u just shu..t up, I'm picking Pears to feed my
starving
> kids.....go away or else", the guy snarles at her.
>
> "You Pr...ck, You Sc..umbag, You A...holeeeeeee, leave my Pears alone" she
> starts shrieking at the top of her voice still throwing anything she could
> find at him.
>
> "Grrr shut up u old bag.....If I get down, I'll screw u bad" the guy
> screams back.
>
> "BAS....TRDDDDDDDDDD.....A HOLEEEEEE....GET OUT OF MY PEAR
> TREEEEEEE".....the old lady screams even louder deafening the
> neighbourhood.
>
> "SHUT THE F UPPPPP U OLD BAAAAGG......STOP THROWING THOSE BLADY ROCKS OR
> ELSE IF I GET DOWN, URE FKDDDDDDDDDDD" shouts back the young guy.
>
> The old lady starts screaming even more than before.
>
> Just then, the guy took off over the fence escaping with the Pears in his
> sack.
>
> .......Then the old lady really starts up..........
>
> " NOT ONLY ARE U A THI..EF AND A BAST...RD BUT YOU'RE ALSO A LIAR
> TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"....screams back the old lady