Love, Lust and Marriage

> Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
> Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
> Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
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> Love- When in/course is called making love.
> Lust- When in/course in called screwing.
> Marriage- When in/course is a little town in Pennsylvania.
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> Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.
> Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
> Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
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> Love- When you share everything you own.
> Lust- When you ste..al everything they own.
> Marriage- When the bank owns everything.
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> Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
> Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
> Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax.
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> Love- When your heart flutters every time you see them.
> Lust- When your gro..in twitches every time you see them.
> Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them.
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> Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
> Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.
> Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.
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> Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
> Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about.
> Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought.
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> Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
> Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
> Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score.
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> Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
> Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have s..ex.
> Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
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> Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.
> Lust- You only leave the house for c..doms and Vas...
> Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed