Joke The African medicine man

> Paddy was getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
> se*xually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things,but
> nothing
> seems to work. Finally, as a last hope, the doctor refers him to an
> African
> medicine man.
>
> The medicine man says, "I can cure this Paddy." With that said, he throws
> a
> white powder into a fla*me, and there is a flash with billowing blue
> sm*oke.
>
> Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a
> year. All you have to do is say '123', and it shall rise for as long as
> you
> wish!"
>
> Paddy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to
> continue?"
>
> The medicine man replies: "All you or your wife Maureen has to say is
> '1234', and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for
> another year."
>
> Paddy rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers.
>
> That night he showers, shaves, and slaps the Brut on all over. He slides
> into bed, cuddles up to his wife, says "123" and suddenly he has the most
> gigantic thing-a-me-bob ever, just as the medicine man promised.
>
> His wife turns over and asks, "What did you say '123' for?"
>
>