McCartney v McCartney

McCartney v McCartney
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are
facing divo*rce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jo*kes about her
false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife
Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over
the split. "He has been my cru*tch for so long"! She said in an earlier
briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will
need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a
relationship like this"

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider
going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her
Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an
agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand
on.

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infi*delity may
have been the cause. "She's terr*ible" a source stated, "always trying to
get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alco*holism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home
at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that
Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for
Christmas but that was just a stoc*king-filler.

A miner in Africa has an acc*ident and loses a leg. He says to his mate
"I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try
Paul McCartney"

Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspe*nder belt
and her leg fell in the river

These jo*kes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she
has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her
shoe.