Greek MASTERCARD WEDDING

You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent Greek wedding
that took place in Astoria, NY.

It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a
large wedding with about 600 guests...
At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from Greece, to support them at their wedding. He especially
wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
new bride having s..ex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded
crowd and said, "I'm outta here. You people could stay here and celebrate
with that PUT..ANA."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His rev..enge: Making the bride's parents pay over $92,000 for a 600 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 600 friends and family members.

This guy has ba..lls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" Commercial out of this ?
Let's give it a try...

---Elegant wedding reception for 600 family members and
friends.........$92,000.
---Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$4,000.
---Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations on Mykonos Island....$8,500.

---The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
and the best man having s..ex..........Priceless!

There are some things money can't buy, ................................for
everything else there's MASTERCARD.

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Dido - White Flag lyrics

I know you think that I shouldn't still love you,
Or tell you that.
But if I didn't say it, well I'd still have felt it
where's the sense in that?

I promise I'm not trying to make your life harder
Or return to where we were

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I know I left too much mess and
destruction to come back again
And I caused nothing but trouble
I understand if you can't talk to me again
And if you live by the rules of "it's over"
then I'm sure that that makes sense

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

And when we meet
Which I'm sure we will
All that was there
Will be there still
I'll let it pass
And hold my tongue
And you will think
That I've moved on....

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

Dido
White Flag

Web Pages Made Easy - Test

Review
Lesson 1: Introduction to the Web and HTMLThese review questions are for your own learning, but feel free to discuss them in the message board with your instructor and fellow classmates. You will find the answers posted in the message board so you can check your work.
1. The element must be placed directly inside which element?
2. Container tags have an opening and closing tag. True or false?
3. Which of the following is NOT true?
All HTML tags begin with <>
It doesn't matter if you enter your HTML tags in uppercase or lowercase text.
HTML pages must be saved with either a .html or .htm file extension.
The element contains all your page content and other elements.
4. The and elements do not need to be in any particular order. True or false?
5. When you search the Web using search engines like Google or Yahoo, you get a summary of each page that matches your search criteria. The first text that appears in the search results is the content in your ________________ tag.

Review
Lesson 2: Structuring ContentThese review questions are for your own learning, but feel free to discuss them in the message board with your instructor and fellow classmates. You will find the answers posted in the message board so you can check your work.
1. The tag creates the same visual result as:
The tag.
The tag.
The tag.
The
tag.
2. You should use an tag if you want to create a heading with the highest level of importance in your document. True or false?
3. Which two statements are correct?
The tag is meant to define a long quotation.
The
and tags are meant for the same purpose.
The following code represents proper tag nesting:
This is a paragraph with italic text.
The following code represents proper tag nesting:
This is a paragraph with italic text.
4. The and tags always force text to a new line. True or false?
5. To create italic text that's meant to indicate spoken emphasis, you should use the _________ tag.

Review
Lesson 3: Applying Images These review questions are for your own learning, but feel free to discuss them in the message board with your instructor and fellow classmates. You will find the answers posted in the message board so you can check your work.
1. Which of the following tags will successfully insert an image on a Web page?
2. GIF images are best for photographs, while JPEG images are best for images that don't have as many colors. True or false?
3. Which of the following image tags will allow text to wrap around on its right side?
4. The tag cannot have a closing tag. True or false?
5. To provide a text alternative to your image, use the ________ attribute.

Review
Lesson 4: Creating LinksThese review questions are for your own learning, but feel free to discuss them in the message board with your instructor and fellow classmates. You will find the answers posted in the message board so you can check your work.
1. Which two of the following links have correct HTML?
My travels
My travels
My travels
My travels
2. Which of the following will successfully make an image a link, and NOT create a blue border around the image?
3. By default, all links open the destination page in the current browser window. True or false?
4. The address http://www.mypage.com/friends.html is an example of an _____________ URL.
5. Whenever a link's destination is not obvious to a user, it's often a good idea to create a link title that provides some information about the link. True or false?

Review
Lesson 5: Controlling the Appearance of Text These review questions are for your own learning, but feel free to discuss them in the message board with your instructor and fellow classmates. You will find the answers posted in the message board so you can check your work.
1. Which of the following style rules will have an effect on all the text on a page?
body { font-face: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; }
{ font-face: Georgia, 'Trebuchet MS', serif; }
{ font-family: Times New Roman, Trebuchet MS; }
body { font-family: Georgia, 'Trebuchet MS', serif; }
2. Which of the following will successfully set the font size for all level-one headings on a page?
{ font-size: 26px; }
h1 { font-size: 26px; }
h1 { font-size: 26 px; }
{ font-size: 26 px; }
3. An embedded style sheet will only influence the page in which its embedded. It cannot style other pages in a site. True or false?
4. In the following rule: p { font-size: 12px; } The p is the ____________.
5. To create optimized HTML, it's best to use style sheets to set your font faces and sizes. True or false?

Review
Lesson 6: Applying Color These review questions are for your own learning, but feel free to discuss them in the message board with your instructor and fellow classmates. You will find the answers posted in the message board so you can check your work.
1. Which of the following style rules will make all paragraphs navy blue?
paragraph { color: navy; }
p { navy; }
p { color="navy" }
p { color: navy; }
2. Which of the following rules will successfully make a page background color black and all text on a page white?
body { text/background=black/white }
body { color: white; background-color: black; }
body { text: white; background: black; }
body { text: white; background-color: black; }
3. There are over 16 million colors you can use to design Web pages. True or false?
4. Which of the following color methods provides the greatest number of available colors that you can use to design your Web pages?
color names (such as black, white, navy, and red).
Hexadecimal values (such as #808080, #FFFFCC, and #CCFF99).
Both of the above.
5. When you specify a hexadecimal color value, the pound sign (#) is optional. True or false?