Saturday, December 23, 2006

2006

In February, Media Network learned that the two US international broadcasting relay stations in Greece, at Rhodes and Kavala, were to be closed. This news was conveyed to staff by George Moore, Director of IBB's Office of Engineering and Technical Services. The high cost of operating shortwave and mediumwave relays, combined with the shift of audiences to other media such as FM, the Internet and television, were cited as the reasons for the decision.

More at..

http://www.radionetherlands.nl/features/media/061221rev

Friday, December 22, 2006


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Wednesday, December 20, 2006


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Blonds

Ένας τυφλός μπαίνει κατά λάθος σε ένα μπάρ για γυναίκες. Σκαρφαλώνει σ' ένα σκαμνί και αφού παραγγέλει ένα ποτό, λέει, στον μπάρμαν: "Θέλεις να σου πω ένα ανέκδοτο για ξανθές;" Απόλυτη ησυχία πέφτει ξαφνικά στο μπάρ και μια βαρειά γυναικεία φωνή του λέει: "Πριν πεις το αστείο σου, πρέπει να ξέρεις ότι η μπαργούμαν είναι ξανθιά, η σερβιτόρα είναι ξανθιά,εγώ είμαι 1,80, 100 κιλά, ξανθιά και με μαύρη ζώνη στο καράτε, η γυναίκα που κάθεται δεξιά σου είναι ξανθιά και επαγγελματίας της άρσης βαρών. Ενώ η γυναίκα στ' αριστερά σου είναι ξανθιά και μόλις αποφυλακίστηκε για φόνο. Λοιπόν; Θέλεις ακόμη να το πεις το ανέκδοτο;" Και ο τυφλός: "Ε, όχι, αν είναι να το εξηγήσω πέντε φορές!!"

funny video

Now here is what we all wished sunglasses would do for us but strangely enough, there are other ?chemical? alternatives to which I?m told would suffice pretty well. Click below to see

             http://members.ozemail.com.au/~athatecj/Stuff/Dolce_Gabbana.wmv

 

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Pick your secretary

http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html

Have you always wanted to have x-ray glasses? Well here is your chance.

Click on the link and see which one you'd have for your secretary.

Christmas & New Year On Capital Gold


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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Inner Peace

Inner Peace
~~~~~~~~~~~

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally
found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a
pockage of Tim Toms , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res
of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

*Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece

Floors

Floors
~~~~~~

Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's
new secretaries.

"I just don't get it" said one. "She's an airhead -- nothing going on
upstairs.

"That may be true," replied the other, "but I don't think that's the floor
he's getting off on."

The Fly, Fish, Bear, Hunter, Mouse & Cat

A true story about a fly, a fish, a bear, a hunter, a mouse and a cat.
There is a moral to this story, but not exactly the one most of us are
expecting!

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.
The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down
three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three
inches, I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down three
inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him!"

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake preparing
to eat a cheese sandwich....

"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish
leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll
shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."

Now, you probably think this is enough activity on one bank of a lake, but I
can tell you there's more....

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down
three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... And that bear grabs for
that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese
sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was
fashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunch
time)

"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..and that fish jumps for that fly
... And that bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear...and
that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ...then I can have mouse for
lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling
mist of the water.

The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish... The hunter shoots
the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the
mouse..
The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns.

The moral of the story is:

Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pus*sy is in serious danger.

Daffy Duck Parachute Game - bit of fun.....

Daffy Duck Parachute Game - bit of fun..... 

Try not to spend all day at this...

 

                  Click here: PARACHUTE JUMP

 

 

Zoitsa the Gaian