Sunday, February 26, 2006

Γερμανός vs Eλληναρά


Οι διαφορές Γερμανού και Έλληνα κατα τη διαρκεια εργασίας:

Γερμανός : Σοβαρά ; Απίστευτο ! Εντυπωσιακό!
Ελληναράς : Πω , πω κουφάθηκα ρε πο**τη*!

Γερμανός : Δε με απασχολεί ιδιαίτερα το συγκεκριμένο ζήτημα.
Ελληναράς : Στα αρχ**ια μου !

Γερμανός : Μου αρέσουν οι προκλήσεις.
Ελληναράς : Γα** την τύχη μου! Κι άλλη στραβή!

Γερμανός : Δεν είχα σχέση με το συγκεκριμένο εγχείρημα.
Ελληναράς : Τι στο διάολο έχω να κάνω εγώ με αυτή την παπ***ά!

Γερμανός : Θα είναι δύσκολο να συντονίσουμε τις ενέργειές μας.
Ελληναράς : Να πάει να γα**θεί και να το κάνει μόνος του ο καρ**λης.

Γερμανός : Ναι, οπωσδήποτε σήμερα θα μπορέσω να δουλέψω μερικές ώρες παραπάνω.
Ελληναράς : Ωραία ! Και κερατάς και δαρμένος !

Γερμανός : Δε γνωρίζει ο συνάδελφος το συγκεκριμένο πρόβλημα.
Ελληναράς : Είναι εντελώς μαλ**ας !

Γερμανός : Με συγχωρείτε.
Ελληναράς : ΕΕ! Εσύ!

Γερμανός : Με συγχωρείτε, κύριε.
Ελληναράς : ΕΕ! Εσύ! Ναι, εσύ ρε μαλ**α!

Γερμανός : Ο προϊστάμενος δεν έμεινε ιδιαίτερα ευχαριστημένος με το αποτέλεσμα.
Ελληναράς : Είστε όλοι άχρηστοι!

Γερμανός : Λυπάμαι, αλλά δε μπορώ να σε εξυπηρετήσω.
Ελληναράς : Δε γαμιέσαι λέω γω!

Wednesday, February 22, 2006


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Friday, February 17, 2006

“Imagine Cup 2006”

Λάβετε μέρος τώρα και κερδίστε πολύτιμες αναφορές για το βιογραφικό σας, χρηματικά έπαθλα, ταξίδια στην Σλοβενία και την Ινδία και αποκτήστε νέους φίλους από όλον τον κόσμο!
Πάρε μέρος στον μεγαλύτερο διαγωνισμό τεχνολογίας του κόσμου και…
…πέταξε για Ινδία!

Πόσο μεγάλο αντίκτυπο θα θέλατε να έχουν οι ιδέες σας; Είστε έτοιμοι να βάλετε το μυαλό σας να δουλέψει και να συναγωνιστείτε με τους καλύτερους νέους σπουδαστές τεχνολογίας στην Ελλάδα και ενδεχομένως σε ολόκληρο τον πλανήτη; Είστε επίσης έτοιμοι να καταπιαστείτε με τα δυσκολότερα προβλήματα του κόσμου; Τότε, βρίσκεστε στο σωστό μέρος...

Η Μicrosoft Hellas σας προσκαλεί στον μεγαλύτερο φοιτητικό διαγωνισμό τεχνολογίας του κόσμου, το “Imagine Cup 2006”. Το “Imagine Cup” είναι ένας διαγωνισμός τεχνολογίας που απευθύνεται σε φοιτητές 90 χωρών όλου του κόσμου. Για να συμμετάσχετε, αρκεί να είστε φοιτητής σε κάποιο ΑΕΙ/ΑΤΕΙ/ΙΕΚ/Κολλέγιο της Ελλάδας

Προηγούμενες Επιτυχίες
Οι ελληνικές ομάδες τα κατάφεραν τις προηγούμενες χρονιές! 3η Θέση στον κόσμο το 2004 στην Βραζιλία, 2η Θέση στον κόσμο το 2005 στην Ιαπωνία και ίσως φέτος είναι η σειρά σας να χαρίσετε στην Ελλάδα την παγκόσμια πρωτιά στους τελικούς της Ινδίας!

Το θέμα μας αυτή τη χρονιά; «Φανταστείτε έναν κόσμο όπου η τεχνολογία θα μας επιτρέπει να κάνουμε τη ζωή μας υγιέστερη». Ότι κι αν σημαίνει για εσάς η λέξη «υγεία» - μια επαναστατική ανακάλυψη στην ιατρική ή ένα ποτήρι καθαρό νερό - αυτή είναι η ευκαιρία σας να χρησιμοποιήσετε την τεχνολογία για να φέρετε μια πραγματική αλλαγή στη ζωή των ανθρώπων παντού.

Λάβετε μέρος τώρα και κερδίστε πολύτιμες αναφορές για το βιογραφικό σας, χρηματικά έπαθλα, ταξίδια στην Σλοβενία και την Ινδία και αποκτήστε νέους φίλους από όλον τον κόσμο!

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

Giorgos Kalatzis, an MP for Kavala in northern Greece

Karamanlis finally shows hand in reshuffle
After weeks of speculation, PM makes Bakoyannis foreign minister in most significant change in New Democracy Cabinet


P. SAITAS/ANA

Government spokesman Theodoros Roussopoulos takes the floor as he announces yesterday’s Cabinet reshuffle. The ministers that Premier Costas Karamanlis has opted to keep include Finance Minister Giorgos Alogoskoufis, Development Minister Dimitris Sioufas and Education Minister Marietta Giannakou.



Three weeks short of celebrating two years in power, Prime Minister Costas Karamanlis yesterday conducted his first Cabinet reshuffle, hoping it will breathe new life into his government and carry him to a second term in office.

Six new faces have come into the government - five ministers and one deputy minister. Five ministers have been sacked along with five deputy ministers. Three ministers have moved departments.

«The aim of the new government is to rebuild the state through the major reforms that have already begun successfully and are forming a new, more modern image of our country,» said government spokesman and Minister of State Theodoros Roussopoulos, who remained in his post.

In a statement, Karamanlis said that the ruling conservatives would push forward with their reforms of the public sector.

New Democracy's lead in the polls has been slowly but steadily eroded over recent months. A poll conducted by VPRC on behalf of Skai Radio last week showed the gap between the two parties to be at 2 percent.

In a widely tipped move, Karamanlis decided to bring Athens Mayor Dora Bakoyannis into the Cabinet as the new foreign minister, dispensing with the services of the experienced Petros Molyviatis.

This was perhaps the most eye-catching change, as 51-year-old Bakoyannis is consistently one of the most popular New Democracy figures in opinion polls but is also thought to harbor aspirations of leading the party in the future.

«I will do whatever I can to serve the country, the government and the party in a period of major international realignment,» she said. «Greece faces some important challenges which I am sure that it can meet,» added Bakoyannis, who led the City of Athens through the 2004 Olympics and whose four-year term was due to end later this year.

Sources said that 77-year-old Molyviatis had been offered the post of defense minister but chose to retire instead. «The time has come, and because of my age, to withdraw from public life,» he said yesterday.

Health Minister Nikitas Kaklamanis, another popular government figure, left the Cabinet and will stand as a New Democracy candidate for mayor of Athens in the October local elections.

Kaklamanis is replaced at the Health Ministry by Dimitris Avramopoulos, who had until yesterday been tourism minister. This move was something of a surprise, as Avramopoulos was seen as being perfectly suited for the role of tourism minister, where he spearheaded a successful multimillion-euro international ad campaign to attract tourists to Greece in the wake of the Athens Olympics.

Avramopoulos, a former Athens mayor, said he was ready to approach his new post with «new ideas and a heightened sense of responsibility.»

Fanni Palli-Petralia, former alternate culture minister, takes over as the new tourism minister.

Deputy Culture Minister Petros Tatoulis was sacked. In possibly the biggest surprise of the reshuffle, the post of culture minister was instead given to Giorgos Voulgarakis, who had been the public order minister.

Voulgarakis's handling of the recent phone-tapping affair as well as the alleged abduction of Pakistanis in Greece is thought to have been a key factor in him being moved from his post. But sources suggest that Voulgarakis himself had asked to be moved to a different position. The removal of Voulgarakis made way for the return of an experienced ND campaigner, Vyron Polydoras. The 59-year-old was first elected as an MP for the conservative party in 1981.

Party Secretary Evangelos Meimarakis also entered the Cabinet after Karamanlis made him defense minister in place of Spilios Spiliotopoulos, who was, to some surprise, left out of the new Cabinet.

Panos Panayiotopoulos was also removed from his position as labor minister after a series of arguments with other top ministers. He has been replaced by Savvas Tsitouridis, who resigned as agriculture minister in 2004.

Macedonia-Thrace Minister Nikos Tsiartsionis was another outgoing member of the Cabinet and has been replaced by Giorgos Kalatzis, an MP for Kavala in northern Greece.

«The countdown for the New Democracy government has begun with this reshuffle,» said PASOK leader George Papandreou of the changes by the prime minister. He referred to the new Cabinet as being «recycled» and «not giving new hope.»

«A reshuffle would make sense if the government changed its positions, if it confronted the big problems of unemployment, the high cost of living and democratic freedoms,» said Synaspismos Left Coalition leader Alekos Alavanos.

ekathimerini.com

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