- It has been reported that people who attended Kevin Federline's suprise concert last week introduced by his wife Britney Spears on concert tour, broke music history & precedence as they demanded concert organizers that the squealing feedback from the concert stage amplifiers be turned up even louder, as it was more in tune & beat than Kevin was
- Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had a baby last week and they want to thank everyone for all the gifts they received.
Apparently, the baby has everything he needs, except a father with direction in life, except straight to the booty bars.
- Britney Spears had a baby boy. The baby is doing fine, the mother is doing fine, the husband still isn't doing anything at all.
- Britney Spears is in trouble because she was photographed driving with her baby sitting on her lap instead of strapped into a car seat. Child welfare experts say this is still better for the baby than leaving it at home with Kevin Federline.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
A: Hit me baby one more time.
Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!
Q: What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never been together!!
- What do you call Britney Spears with a brain?
- Pregnant (Well it depends who the father is)
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