Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement-- not even her parents' na*sty div*orce.
Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear and would be the
best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever !
A week later, Jennifer was hor*rified to learn that her father's new young
wife had bought the exact same dress !
Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look
like a million buc*ks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll
get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
"Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied,
"Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night
before the wedding!"
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