Baking Cookies with your Cat

> 1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
> 2. Get cup of coffee.
> 3. Get cat off of cookbook.
> 4. Find that special recipe.
> 5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
> 6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
> 7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
> 8. Break eggs in small bowl.
> 9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
> 10. Answer the phone.
> 11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
> 12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
> 13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
> 14. Throw flour out and get more.
> 15. Preheat oven for cookies.
> 16. Looking at cat & wanting to bake cat now. Cat runs for cover into
> bathroom.
> 17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
> 18. Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
> 19. Cat has TP all over floor; stuff spilled and knocked over on top of
> bathroom counter.
> 20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
> 21. Can sense cat is angry.
> 22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
> 23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
> 24. Cleanup bathroom.
> 25. Hear a thump in kitchen ... Oh Golly ... now what?
> 26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
> 27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
> 28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
> 29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies!!!
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