Jack Daniels

> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
> Do you suffer from shyness?
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
> If you answered Yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
> pharmacist about "Jack Daniels"
>
> Jack Daniels is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
> about yourself and your actions.
>
> Jack Daniels can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
> world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Jack Daniels almost immediately, and with
> a
> regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
> from living the life you want to live.
>
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover
> many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
> Jack Daniels.
>
> Jack Daniels may not be right for everyone. Women who are preg*nant or
> nursing should not use Jack Daniels.
>
> However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming preg*nant are encou
> raged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include dizziness, nau*sea, vom*iting, incarc*eration,
> ero*tic lus*tfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
> money, loss of virgi*nity, delu*sions of grandeur, table dan*cing,
> headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Kara*oke and play
> all-night rounds of St*rip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Nak*ed Twister.
>
> Jack Daniels . Leave Shyness Behind !
>