4 Smart Cats

> 4 Smart Cats
> ~~~~~~~~~
>
> Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
>
> The first man was an Engineer,
>
> the second man was an Accountant,
>
> the third man was a Chemist,,,,,,and
>
> the fourth man was a Government Employee.
>
> To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
> T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and
promptly
> drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.
>
> Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
>
> But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
> said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen
and
> returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
> cookies.
>
> ............Everyone agreed that was good.
>
> But the Chemist said his cat could do better.
>
> He called his cat and said "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up,
walked
> to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the
> cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a
> drop.
>
> Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
>
> Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can
> your cat do?"
>
> The Government Employee called his cat and said.....
>
> "CoffeeBreak do your stuff."
>
> CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on
> the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while
> doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in
> for Workers Compensation
>
> ...............and went home for the rest of the day on sick
> leave.............