His & Hers Definitions

> His & Hers Definitions
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> THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> Female: Any part under a car's hood.
> Male: The strap fastener on a woman's br..a.
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> LES..BIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
> Female: A woman who makes love to other women.
> Male: A woman who has s..ex with other women so men can watch and get
really turned on.
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> GLASS CEILING (glass see-ling) n.
> Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper
levels in business.
> Male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the
office one flight up.
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> VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
> Male: Playing ball without a cup.
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> COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
> Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with
the guys.
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> BU..TT (but) n.
> Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufacturer makes look
bigger.
> Male: The organ of mooning (and far..ting).
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> COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
> Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
> Male: Not trying to pick up any other women while out with one's
girlfriend.
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> ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
> Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
> Male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.
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> FLATU..LENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> Female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
> Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male
bonding.
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> MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
> Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
> Male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.
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> REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.
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> TASTE (tayst) v.
> Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make
sure it's good.
> Male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to
tossing it out.